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Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k

1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai

Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Hey! man tum sarak pe peshab karty ho, police nhi pakarti kya?

Pathan: Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi facility nhi hai khud hi pakar k krna parta hai.

Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye “10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do” Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

Sath sticker pe likha tha..

“Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota!”

khapal zaan sum ka. Stha num ISI
walo tha hawala sho. Che kala
ghwari, saa na saa case ki baday
geer ki. Green Star Head office
tha ba stha complaint nun arsal
she.

Khanjr Se Kro Baat Na Talwaar Se Poocho,

Main Qatal Huwa Kaise Mere Yaar Se Poocho,

Farz Apna Maseeha Ne Ada Kr Diya Lekin,

Kis Tarha Kati Rat Ye Beemar Se Poocho,

Kuch Bhool Hovi Hai To Saza B Koi Hogi,

Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli mar deo
Te Pathan hovay

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, “Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?”

To this the man replies, “Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, “Wash Basin”

Udasi mere chere ka libas he
Sirf chup rehna hi
Mere bus ki baat he
Zaid kisi ko chein lena
Meri fitrat nahi
Wo khud hi mil jae
To qismait ki baat he

Zindagi main
Hum ne kabhi kuch chaha hi nahi
Aur jise chaha
Use kabhi paya hi nahi
Jise paya use youn kho dia
Jese zaid zindagi main
Kabhi koi aaya hi nahi

Aye Tabeeb Ab Tu Ker Day Dard-E-
Dawa-E-DiL,
Agli Baar Taubaa Hum Mohabbat Na
Karain gaye ..!

Dedicated 2 Me 😉
‘Husan walon ko kya zarorat he sanwarne ki faraz..
wo to sadgi me b qiyamat ki Aada rakhte Hn.’
Thanku :-)*._.*inshu*._.*
Thank u :-)*._.*fazi*._.*