- Have as much fun as a ghost this Halloween. No bodyhas as much fun as a ghost.
- I hope you have a killer day this Halloween.
- I’m glad to have you as my ghoul-friendthis Halloween. Happy Halloween (for a girlfriend).
- I am dying to have a great Halloween with you. Happy Halloween!
- Halloween is really just a day for us to dress up like our favorite characters and act like kids again without anyone thinking we are crazy. Happy Halloween.
- Don’t be yourself! It’s Halloween!
- Good friends share their Halloween candy.
- October 31st is the best day to be weird. Then, on November 1st, you have to put your mask and costume back on to blend into society.
- Check your candy for razor blades. Those things are expensive.
- Halloween is the best time to show your neighbors how normal you are by dressing up like a monster and threatening them if they don’t give you candy. Then later that night you can go trick-or-treating too.
- I hope you are able to dance like a ghost this Halloween. Let’s BOOOgie!
- The skeleton laughed at this Halloween card message. It tickled his funny bone.
- Don’t forget to brush your teeth tonight. You don’t want to get a boo-thache(from a dentist).
- The werewolf wants to wish you a Happy Howloween!
- There’s no reason to be scared on Halloween, unless you are a Reese’s peanut butter cup.
- I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire.
- Wishing you a Halloween that screams!