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  • proposing is entrance exam meeting is testing exam dating is physical exam marriage is the final exam
  • Apni DP dekhain Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain Ab Faisla karein Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain?
  • Girl: Barish Ki Bondo Main Teri Yaad Ati Hai, . JAAN . Boy Drama na kr Mujhe Yad Hai Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hy…
  • It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student to read a 1000 pages book what a talent.
  • Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha Aurat: kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon. . . Bacha: To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon.
  • What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER: A dream!
  • Sardar: Raat nu neend ni aandi, Dr: App raat ko late k 2000 tak ginti gina karo, neend aa jaye gi. 2 din bad Sardar: Mushkil nal 500 tk ginti hondi ay ty neend aa jandi ay fer chaaa pe pe k 2000 pora karna wan. Doctor: Lakh di lanat e.
  • Ye makeup nhi asaan bs itna samjh lijye. ik churhail ka chehra hai or hoor bnana hai.
  • Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend
  • Apni Zoja Ke Ta’aruf Mai Kaha Ik Shakhs Ne Dil Se Un Ka Mo’taraf Hun Main Zabani Hi Nahi Chaye Bi Achi Banati Hai Mri Begham Mgr Munh Bnane Mein Tu Un Ka Koi Saani Hi Nahi

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