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proposing is entrance exam
meeting is testing exam
dating is physical exam
marriage is the final exam

Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan
kar rahay hain?

Girl:
Barish Ki
Bondo Main
Teri Yaad Ati Hai,
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JAAN
.
Boy
Drama na kr Mujhe Yad Hai
Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hy…

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
to read a 1000 pages book
what a talent.

Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha
Aurat: kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon.
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Bacha: To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon.

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER: A dream!

Sardar:
Raat nu neend ni aandi,

Dr:
App raat ko late k 2000 tak
ginti gina karo, neend aa jaye gi.

2 din bad Sardar:
Mushkil nal 500 tk ginti hondi ay ty
neend aa jandi ay fer chaaa pe pe k 2000
pora karna wan.

Doctor: Lakh di lanat e.

Ye makeup nhi asaan
bs itna samjh lijye.
ik churhail ka chehra
hai or hoor bnana hai.

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend

Apni Zoja Ke Ta’aruf Mai Kaha Ik Shakhs Ne
Dil Se Un Ka Mo’taraf Hun Main Zabani Hi Nahi
Chaye Bi Achi Banati Hai Mri Begham Mgr
Munh Bnane Mein Tu Un Ka Koi Saani Hi Nahi